Doctor M

Doctor M comes in
With a grin
And a thin
Piece of sharp
Piece of metal
Like a harp
He will play your nerves

Rattle down your rib cage
Rage running up your spine
Come on be a friend of mine
You can keep the beast in line

Danger if released
Moaning in my sleep
Something has increased
Nightly creeps the creep

Medicate the need
Inject a grin
With a thin
Piece of sharp
Piece of metal
Thread a harp string
Through a needle

In your vein
In the same vein
Playing the complain game
Gotta let it go
Never let it show
Oh no

Making that incision
It's a big decision
But I'm on a mission
Free from my condition
Don't need a prediction
Got a predilection
For my own conviction
Lacking circumspection

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M is for Monster

M is for Machine

M is for Medic, Medical, Medicinal

M is for Mean

M is for Man

M is for Mankind

Kind man

Gentleman

A fine, distinguished gentleman

Can get away with m--

Doctor M comes in
With a smile
Charges travel by the mile
He's been gone
For a long while
Oh, I'll
Never love again
Never let him in
Giving is a sin
Keep your cool grin

Ha ha, fooled him

Needs a cardiectomy
What's your diagnosis?
Maybe clitorectomy
Would shorten the prognosis

Needs a cardiectomy

What's your diagnosis?

Maybe clitorectomy

Would shorten the prognosis

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