Did too

Yesterday I had tea on the moon. I got there in a flying ice cream truck.

(Illustration of flying ice cream truck. Caption: it's my own design)

Contrary to popular belief, the moon is, in fact, made of cheese. It is not, however, green.

(It's purple, oddly enough.)

I did not partake of the purple cheese. I am not the adventurous sort.

Flying to the moon in an ice cream truck is not as massive an undertaking as it may appear upon first consideration.

It helps to have a giant, 4-dimensional space squid. And a bottle of wine. And very, very, very long sleeves.